Situation 13:

English Class(After lunch, Kevin and Barry go to

English class.Today, their teacher, Mr. Gomez,

is talking about the SATand getting into a

good college or university or college.)

Ladies and gentlemen,

today we are not going to study English.

Cool.You’re the best,Mr. G.

Don’t be too happy.Instead, I want to talk to you about the

SAT and education after high school.First, who can tell me

what the letters S-A-T stand for?

They stand for Scholastic Aptitude Test.

Very good,Lisa.

I thought they stand for School’s Always Lousy.

You are a good student, Kevin.

You shouldn’t have such a bad attitude.

I know, but I don’t like school.

But you like English, don’t you?

Yeah, but that’s different.English is fun.

Well, what classes don’t you like?

I hate P.E.The teacher is the worst.

Don’t worry.There is no P.E.on the SAT.I have another

question;who can tell me the difference between a

college and a university?

You can only go to a college for four

years,but a university has graduate schools soyou can go there for

a master’s or doctoral degree.

Correct.And what about a junior college?

A junior college is only for two years.

Correct again. And, Kevin, don’t worry about P.E.When you go to a

college or a university, you will choose a major,like English for

example,and you won’t have to take many classes that

you don’t like.

College sounds much funnier than high school.