原文：

Shelley: Question.You’re not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.

Chandler: Ah, y’see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said ’co-dependent’, or ’self-destructive’...

Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?

Chandler: Yes please.

Shelley: Okay. He’s cute, he’s funny, he’s-

Chandler: He’s a he?

Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I’m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet, now...Okay, goodbye...

重点单词发音讲解：

perfect

adj. 完美的;完好的，理想的

v. 完善

n. 完成式

destructive

adj. 毁灭性的，破坏的，有害的

flush

v. 脸红;使激动;冲刷，冲洗

n. 涌出;冲洗;面红;激动

adj. 大量的;丰足的;齐平的

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