A Disloyal Husband

Husband:The Blacks got divorced.

Wife: Really? Why?

Husband: Mr. Black has been getting a little on the side.

Wife: Really? I’m surprised. He doesn’t look like a guy who’d ever cheat on

his wife, does he?

Husband: No, he doesn’t.Anyway, his wife found out that he has been two-timing

for a long time.

Wife: Well, I am really surprised. By the way, have you done anything behind my

back?

Husband: No. The only thing I’ve ever done behind your back is zipping you up.

Wife: I like that joke. But I hope it is true,