He wants to know why you’re not at school today!

我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职

I don’t go to school,Ma. I work at a university.

那就是学校! 快接电话!

That’s a school! Now pick up the phone!

我谁都不想理

I don’t want to talk to anybody.

要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?

Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !

我没什么家庭作业的

I don’t have homework.

我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们

I’m a grown man with a master’s degree in engineering!

抱歉 了不起先生

Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.

想吃冰棒吗?

Want me to get you a Popsicle?

樱桃味的 好吧!

Cherry,please!

樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了

I ate the cherry. All that’s left is green.

你让我真想自杀呀

You make me want to kill myself.

她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，请原谅我做这个动作，"女朋友"

She’s a girl. She’s a friend.She is not my-

please forgive me for doing this--"Girlfriend."

哼 我不喜欢虫子 怎么啦

Yeah,well,I don’t like bugs,okay?

它们让我害怕

They freak me out.

有趣

Interesting

你既怕虫子又怕女人

You’re afraid of insects and women.

瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了